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Hey Funny face!

Kitten in the boot

Spider Kid

A big improvement over last year's "cake".



Oh my God I look Cute!!

Oh my God I look Cute!!

One day a college

One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class.

He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?" o

After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up.

a "Well, hello there sir. So you actually think you're a moron?" the professor asked.

The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."


?" JACK: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do
" TEACHER:" Of course not.
." JACK: "Good, because I haven't done my homework

Son..let me see your report card

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrow! ed it. He wants to scare his parents."

The Difference Between Mother & Wife

Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.

Honey...What are You Looking

Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for؟

Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

carry my phot

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can 
there be greater than this one?"